Hi, Lagi here. My mum just wants to clear a few things up and has asked me to write this to you all…

1. MY DAD IS 42, NOT 32
2. ALTHOUGH WE HAVE MET SIMON, PIERS AND AMANDA, THEY ARE NOT COMING ROUND FOR TAKE-AWAY
3.MY DAD HAS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR LILLY ALLEN EVER SINCE SHE SAID SHE LIKED US
4.MY MUM HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR ROBBIE WILLIAMS, BUT FOR OTHER REASONS
5.WE HAVE NO PIANO
6.WE ARE HAVING TAKE-AWAY BUT WITHOUT GORDON RAMSAY
7.AND LASTLY, WHEN DANIEL CRAIG COMES ROUND WE ARE WATCHING FRIENDS, NOT THE JAMES BOND COLLECTION

Love you lots, and thank you all for sending my dad those messages.

Little Lags
xx