Hi guys, hope you are all well.

Just wanted to say a big thank you for all of you that have signed up for the Olympic Torch quest ….we are so chuffed at the amount of people that have signed up …..can you imagine ……..if this comes off  ……..running down the street……..the sun shining……. people lined up along the route cheering……the worlds press and TV cameras everywhere ….over the hill ….. a short portly figure of a man is seen coming into focus…..he is jogging ….slowly….but he is jogging …..

He is wearing a vest with a hole cut out in the belly area ………his blue shorts are just above the knees ………. running alongside him is his son …….shouting encouragement at him ……as he slowly comes into view …you can see the Olympic Torch ……..he holds it high ……..he holds it proudly  ………and in the other hand ……….. A VERY LARGE LAMB KEBAB……ladies and gents……. your Olympic Torch bearer …….STAVROS FLATLEY.