Sorry we haven’t properly updated you in a while guys but here is what has been happening to the Flatleys. Teeth are all ok now. The antibiotics did their job although the runny bottom situation seems to have been caused by amoxycilon which does not have a runny bottom warning on the label!!

We were due to go to Plymouth, Eastbourne and Manchester and so the only way I could see us making the trips was to hire a campervan for a few days. We decided to make a Flatley road trip movie with all the details of our adventure, but here it is in words for now!

We set off for Plymouth as 11.05am and by 11.08am we had stopped off at the Tesco at the top of the road to fill the fridge with biscuits, chocolates, sausage rolls and sandwiches!

By this time we were really excited because this is the most roughing it we have ever done, although Karen said this is hardly roughing it!!!! We took Jason, who we have talked about before (remember he wants us to tell everyone that he is ex SAS) on the Saturday and Sunday only.

Half way through the trip to Plymouth, we decided to delegate each persons’ jobs obviously the cooking, the tidying up and the cleaning but, most importantly, getting rid and sanitizing the poo machine. There was a very heated debate on the M3 to which Lagi and Jason refused to have anything to do with the poo machine due to their so called gag reflexes (which Jason said he has had for many years and Lagi reckons that if Jason has a gag reflex why can’t he?!)

After about 10 miles, and a lot of bargaining, yours truly (Stavros Senior) ended up on plop plop duty!!! We arrived in Plymouth and were given a caravan park to stay in, picked up by a taxi and taken to the shopping centre.

In the shopping area we were lead into a lingerie shop to get changed and then run out and dance. While we were there, I took the opportunity to look around and research for Karen’s Christmas present. I tried to explain to Lagi that more frills and more lace is what women like, but he was having none of it and told me to stick with the white granny knickers, as me and his mum are getting on a bit.

After we finished the dance we signed lots of pictures, chatted to the crowd and went off to get changed. One of the doormen asked us if we would like to go to a restaurant called “Steak and Omelette” as the owner was Greek and had invited us for a meal.

We went down but I told him that would only come in if we could pay. I will explain to you all later why it’s not good for Flatley to get anything for free as it always comes back to bite me in the backside later (aka the blackberry situation). Remind me some other time guys and I will tell you!

Anyway, we had a lovely meal and went back to the caravan site to get our heads down before our long drive to Eastbourne the next morning. The beds were really comfy and the campervan was nice and warm but Jason decided now was a good time to tell us about the Plymouth nutcase that attacks campervans in winter because he hates travelling folk!!!

He told us the old motto for the campervans which is “if this vans a rocking don’t come a knocking”…. but I think this has something to do with nookie!! However, Lagi got scared and spent half an hour swaying side to side in his bed.

The next morning the poo shift started, which meant I had to find somewhere to empty the nights’ takings. I found it…and Jason said that if we were going to do a road trip movie we had to do it “poo and all”.

I think we are going to have to edit some of it as there was a lot of gagging and alot of screaming and it probably will get an adult rating as it is one of the scariest things I have ever done!!!

We set off for Eastbourne and arrived a little early so we set up at the back of the venue and plugged in to their electric before getting some fish and chips.

This was a university ball and they looked like they were having a great time. We took some good pictures and there was a candy floss machine, a bucking bronco, a horse racing machine and an ice skating ring which looked like great fun.

We danced and then we had to leave for Manchester which I am going to tell you all about tomorrow as these long stories kill my fingers as I can only one finger type and Karen says she will help me tomorrow as Saturday was a REALLY big day.

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